In Case of Dollar Collapse, Have this

In times of economic instability, you are going to have to do things with your money you have never thought of before. You will need this. Call it the "In-Case-Of-Bernie-Sanders" kit. It also comes in "Nuclear Hillary," "Protectionist Trump."

Have this item ready in case of a steep U.S. Dollar decline. It's only $12.99 at BJ's Wholesale Club.

Turn your dollars into Koi Fish.

Comes with a nice shiny black sleeve.

And cover...

Catch the culprits! Snap a photo of the Janet Yellen, Ben Bernanke, Alan Greenspan, et al. with this dollar origami camera.

Or make a crab out of that worthless money.

Make a Koi fish in 63 steps.

Watch these presentations 

by David Stockman, 

Bill Bonner, 

and Jim Rickards 

on the future 

of the U.S. Economy

Chipmunks making fun of the Westboro Baptist Church

One of the funniest videos I have seen in some time.

Why we should end the war on drugs in one picture

Drug War Question || CNSNews.com

Iowahawk Beat to It: In the Beginning was the Government

So Iowahawk beat me to publishing it. But let it be known, on May 6, 2012 at 12:50 AM, I wrote a similar parody, with almost the exact same spoof-bible book ("Book of Obama"). The only reason I didn't publish it by now was because, well, it was really skimpy and I wanted to fill it in.



I could have beat Iowahawk by a full 78 days.

Heckling Washington | CNSNews.com

Heckling Washington | CNSNews.com

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My intellectual interests are New Perspective Theology (NP on Paul; NP on Jesus) and the life and teachings of Jesus in his original cultural and linguistic settings, Political Theory, the literature of John Updike, Austro-Libertarianism, Satire in the Bible, and the Christian anarchist tradition of Jacques Elul and Leo Tolstoy.

I am a member of the Ludwig Von Mises Institute and my reportorial work has been published in prominent newspapers in the Washington DC area.

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Glenn Foden's Cartoon on Obama's Recess Appointments

Recess | CNSnews.com

Video: The Funniest and Yet Most Accurate Ron Paul spoof video ever

The Funniest and yet most accurate Ron Paul spoof video ever. Brings me back to 99' when the Pokemon craze came over to the U.S. from Japan.

(A fan created it to help with the money bomb.)

P.J. O'Rourke on Public Schools: End Them, Don’t Mend Them

Enough, however, of outrageous statistics. Let’s generate some pure outrage. Here’s my proposal: Close all the public schools. Send the kids home. Fire the teachers. Sell the buildings. Raze the U.S. Department of Education, leaving not one brick standing upon another and plow the land where it stood with salt.

“Wait a minute,” the earnest liberal says, “we’ve got swell public schools here in Flourishing Heights. The kids take yoga. We just brought in a law school placement coordinator at the junior high. The gym has solar panels on the roof. Our Girls Ultimate Frisbee team is third in the state. The food in the cafeteria is locally grown. And the vending machines dispense carrots and kiwi juice.”

Close them anyway.

End Them, Don’t Mend Them | The Weekly Standard

Video: Store Wars (A Parody explaining the fight between Organic Producers and Agri-biz)

For more organic news click this sentence.

The Onion - Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

Courtesy of The Onion:

Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is

Humor: Is Obama A Keynesian? Rally For Sanity, 10/30/10

Listen to the first lady. She thinks Keynes is a country and people from Keynes are called Kuh-knee-shan. Sorry lady. Its pronounced Kanes-zi-en.

What We Saw at the Stewart-Colbert Rally to Restore Sanity

Sanity restored?

The Madness of Barack Obama

ReasonTV on the Return of Obushma! Oh Wait. He never left!